The Fattest Citizens in Slavja
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Slavja is ranked 1,896th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Protectorate of Lamp Post LXXI | Anarchy | “Event Window Determined.” |