The Safest in Seinfeld
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Halaḥa of Kosher | Psychotic Dictatorship | “That's not kosher!” | |
| 2. |  The Suspension Bridge of Golden Gate | Democratic Socialists | “Eureka!” | |
| 3. |  The Bad Moon Rising of Creedence Clearwater Revival | Moralistic Democracy | “Have you ever seen the rain?” | |
| 4. |  The Neighborhood of Los Feliz | Democratic Socialists | “We love it!” | |
| 5. |  The Dominion of Oxbow | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “The ravages of the axe are daily increasing.” | |
| 6. |  The University of Yale | Moralistic Democracy | “Lux et veritas” | |
| 7. |  The Fruit of Pear | Moralistic Democracy | “A perfect pear” | |
| 8. |  The 44ᵗʰ President of Barack | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Yes we can” | |
| 9. |  The Public Transport of Transit | Authoritarian Democracy | “Mind the gap” | |
| 10. |  The District of DC | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justitia omnibus” |