The Largest Welfare Programs in Seinfeld
Governments ranked highly spend the most on social welfare programs. Nations ranked low tend to have weak or non-existent government welfare.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Suspension Bridge of Golden Gate | Democratic Socialists | “Eureka!” | |
| 2. |  The Halaḥa of Kosher | Psychotic Dictatorship | “That's not kosher!” | |
| 3. |  The LEGOLAND of LEGO | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Only the best is good enough.” | |
| 4. |  The Red Sox Nation of Sox | Moralistic Democracy | “The impossible dream” | |
| 5. |  The Fruit of Pear | Moralistic Democracy | “A perfect pear” | |
| 6. |  The District of DC | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Justitia omnibus” | |
| 7. |  The Public Transport of Transit | Authoritarian Democracy | “Mind the gap” | |
| 8. |  The 44ᵗʰ President of Barack | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Yes we can” | |
| 9. |  The Architect of Saarinen | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Compromise usually comes from a fear of being pure” | |
| 10. |  The Show about Nothing of Seinfeld | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Yada, yada, yada.” |