The Nicest Citizens in SEC Fanatics
World Census sociology experts studied citizens from various nations to determine which seemed most friendly and concerned for others.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federation of The Budapest Memorandum | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Glory to Ukraine!” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Really Big Bama Fan | Corporate Bordello | “Roll Tide Roll” | |
| 3. |  The Confederate Razorbacks of Arkansas Riceland | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Woo Pig Sooie!” |