The Most Armed in San Jose
World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The City of San Jose | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Capital of Silcon Valley” | |
| 2. |  The Free Land of Andygiang | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Work or starve” | |
| 3. |  The Town of Los Gatos | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Los Gatos” | |
| 4. |  The Neighborhood of Rose-Sartorette | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “My Neighborhood” | |
| 5. |  The Student Body of San Jose State University | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Powering Silicon Valley” | |
| 6. |  The Neighborhood of Willow Glen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Willow Glen” | |
| 7. |  The Students of West Valley College | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Academic Excellence” |