The Most Advanced Public Education in San Francisco Bay Area
Fresh-faced World Census agents infiltrated schools with varying degrees of success in order to determine which nations had the most widespread, well-funded, and advanced public education programs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The SFBA Hyphy Userite Fendascum of Frattastan | Left-wing Utopia | “Workers of the world, unite !” | |
| 2. |  The Disputed Territories of Heam | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Memento Mori” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Surfs up makas | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “DUddddde SURFS UP BROOO” | |
| 4. |  The Ranger of SFBA Tim | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Peace. Love. Hyphyness.” |