The Fattest Citizens in Royal Federal Republic of Free States

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Royal Federal Republic of Free States is ranked 1,327th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Confederacy of Western MarsNew York Times Democracy“Scribo, Ergo Cogito, Ergo Scribo.”
2.The Republic of The Confederacy of BeastlandAnarchy“Defende Libertatem; Res Publica Conservabitur”
3.The Republic of LesbiaNew York Times Democracy“Vivat Libertatem”
4.The Constitutional Monarchy of Royal Federal Republic of Free StatesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
5.The Protectorate of The Royal Palace of AmsterdamIron Fist Consumerists“Site of the Royal Federal Archives”
6.The Carthusian Hermit of Fatty the MarmotFather Knows Best State“Munch, and remember the Clover in the Sky”