The Safest in Republic of South Africa
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of The South Pole House | New York Times Democracy | “All Points North” | |
| 2. |  The State of Vindfalt | Father Knows Best State | “District” | |
| 3. |  The State of Cap Diamant | New York Times Democracy | “Beginnings” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Wagga Wagga Pass | Corporate Bordello | “Rule” | |
| 5. |  The State of Bruce Grey | Anarchy | “Towards a Better Government” | |
| 6. | The Queen's State of Kaminaljuyu | Anarchy | “Edge of Nothing” | |
| 7. |  The Queen's State of Cape Nichols | Anarchy | “Where the Waters Run Deep” | |
| 8. |  The State of Zabulon | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Home” |