The Smartest Citizens in Republic of South Africa
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Cape Nichols | Anarchy | “Where the Waters Run Deep” | |
| 2. |  The State of Bruce Grey | Anarchy | “Towards a Better Government” | |
| 3. |  The Queen's State of Kaminaljuyu | Anarchy | “Edge of Nothing” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of The South Pole House | New York Times Democracy | “All Points North” | |
| 5. | The State of Cap Diamant | New York Times Democracy | “Beginnings” | |
| 6. |  The Queen's State of Wagga Wagga Pass | Corporate Bordello | “Rule” | |
| 7. |  The State of Zabulon | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Home” | |
| 8. |  The State of Vindfalt | Father Knows Best State | “District” |