The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Region Inc
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Atlad Golranordia | Corporate Police State | “God, Homeland, Liberty” | |
| 2. |  The Powerhouse of Capetola XII | Iron Fist Socialists | “Versatility will allow you to be prepared for anything.” | |
| 3. |  The Feminine Feline Colony of Den Cats | Corporate Police State | “I Know What You're Thinking. I Can Read Your Mind.” | |
| 4. |  The Shining Land of Kantur | Left-Leaning College State | “Prosperity and Innovation” | |
| 5. |  The Community of Leerios | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Misericordia Elegit Nos” | |
| 6. |  The Corporately Purified Empire of Purifination | Democratic Socialists | “No Brains? No Beauty? No MONEY!? NO ADMISSION!” | |
| 7. |  The Question of Timing | Corporate Police State | “One, two, three, GO!” | |
| 8. |  The Incorporated States of Transuranica | Capitalizt | “You Stand Where You Sit” | |
| 9. |  The Corporate Imperium of Tzepam | Father Knows Best State | “Uprjed na Budućnosti!” |