The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Reality

Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Helvetic Lands of Alpine DemocracyNew York Times Democracy“Unus Pro Omnibus, Omnes Pro Uno”
2.The Commonwealth of Bahamian CaicosInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Sovereignty and Justice”
3.The Humdrum Doldrums of Boring PeopleDemocratic Socialists“No Fun Intended”
4.The Commonwealth of Freed AnimalsLiberal Democratic Socialists“Animal Equality”
5.The People of GLBTLeft-wing Utopia“By The People, For The People”
6.The Democratic Republic of Iron RangersInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Solidarity Forever”
7.The United Kingdom of Jews and GypsiesDemocratic Socialists“Unité Nous Renforce”
8.The United Kingdom of Pax CanadianaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“We’re Sorry, Eh?”
9.The Principality of Satanic AtheistsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“God Is Fictitious, But Satan Is Real”
10.The Borderlands of Upper IrelandInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Unity”