The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Qatar
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Antillena | Civil Rights Lovefest | “For home and country” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Dahirah | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Black and blue” | |
| 3. |  The State of GRB | New York Times Democracy | “Ghoti titainz” | |
| 4. |  The State of Qatar State | Anarchy | “Cutting It Close” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Rio Yukon | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Off to the wilds” | |
| 6. |  The State of Sable Blanc | Psychotic Dictatorship | “And You Want It When?” | |
| 7. |  The State of Tyrone Valley | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “For Our Freedom” | |
| 8. |  The District of Westham Island | Civil Rights Lovefest | “A what” |