The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Pussy
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Incorporated States of East Guinyin | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Skorn | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The true citizen enjoys the conforts of comforming” | |
| 3. |  The Incorporated States of South Guinyin | Left-Leaning College State | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Stan the Pan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “B A C O N” | |
| 5. |  The Free Land of The Anarchist Bloc | Left-wing Utopia | “Twirling Toward Freedom” | |
| 6. |  The People's Republic of The Pussian Ambassador | Left-wing Utopia | “Long Live Pussy!” | |
| 7. |  The Community of The War Lord Alliance | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “No Rest Till Victory!” | |
| 8. |  The War Addicts of Utquiagvik | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Praise your architecture of aggression” | |
| 9. |  The Incorporated States of West Guinyin | Corrupt Dictatorship | “You Can't Stop Progress” | |
| 10. |  The Orcadom of Whailia | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Hmm... Australian flag will do” |