The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Prudentia
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Loving Couple of -IShip It- | Father Knows Best State | “Shipping Fan.” | |
| 2. |  The Clandestine Organisation of Corpus Nova | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Order in Chaos, Chaos in Order” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Guaranitica | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Black and Blue” | |
| 4. |  The Most Serene Republic of Maphlt | Iron Fist Consumerists | “This all seems quite meaningless” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Teff Burns | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” |