The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Province of Ontario
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Capital | Capitalist Paradise | “Deus salve o Imperador” | |
| 2. |  The District of John Graves Simcoe | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “County to Community” | |
| 3. |  The State of MalBoeuf | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 4. |  The District of Rio Coroa | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Aliado, Amigo, Confiança” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Royal Scotia | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 6. |  The State of TCTF | Corrupt Dictatorship | “State” | |
| 7. |  The Anarchy of Winisk Harbour | Anarchy | “Peace” | |
| 8. |  The District of Ye Olde Inn Keeper | Libertarian Police State | “By The People For The People” |