The Most Ignorant Citizens in Praia
The World Census studied which nations seemed to have the greatest numbers of citizens that fell into the categories "ignorant," "oblivious," or "just plain dumb."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of La Antigua Ciudad | Compulsory Consumerist State | “State” | |
| 2. |  The State of DBA viii | Free-Market Paradise | “State” | |
| 3. |  The State of Osprey Lake | Corporate Bordello | “Before We Go” | |
| 4. |  The State of Zhenea | Democratic Socialists | “Dare to advance” | |
| 5. |  The State of Parkland Valley | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “People Is Our Best Resource” | |
| 6. |  The State of Caaguazu | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Distrito del Caaguazu” | |
| 7. |  The State of Heraclea | Anarchy | “Under the Circumstances” | |
| 8. |  The State of Mankato | Anarchy | “Better than detroit” |