The Fattest Citizens in Portugal

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Portugal is ranked 16,654th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Iberian Legacy of Manus LususIron Fist Consumerists“One Hand washes the other”
2.The Empire of CruddsDuddsAyeCapitalist Paradise“About 10 or 12”
3.The Kingdom of NovaPortugalidadeFather Knows Best State“Esta é a ditosa Pátria minha amada”
4.The Principality of Terceira IslandIron Fist Consumerists“Leave NATO”
5.The Armed Republic of RjotaCompulsory Consumerist State“Marvellous land”
6.The Totally Totalitarian Tyranny of TotaristanIron Fist Consumerists“Pertinacia Fortis Juvat”
7.The Republic of TerbantilliumAnarchy“Não é porque uma andorinha morre que acaba a primavera”
8.The Black Hound of SchmerzCorporate Bordello“From Pain Comes Greatness”
9.The Republic of Aadynation1Capitalist Paradise“Kill the blacks”
10.The Republic of ParvoniaAnarchy“A Parvónia”
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