The Fattest Citizens in Portugal
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Portugal is ranked 16,654th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Iberian Legacy of Manus Lusus | Iron Fist Consumerists | “One Hand washes the other” | |
2. | The Empire of CruddsDuddsAye | Capitalist Paradise | “About 10 or 12” | |
3. | The Kingdom of NovaPortugalidade | Father Knows Best State | “Esta é a ditosa Pátria minha amada” | |
4. | The Principality of Terceira Island | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Leave NATO” | |
5. | The Armed Republic of Rjota | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Marvellous land” | |
6. | The Totally Totalitarian Tyranny of Totaristan | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Pertinacia Fortis Juvat” | |
7. | The Republic of Terbantillium | Anarchy | “Não é porque uma andorinha morre que acaba a primavera” | |
8. | The Black Hound of Schmerz | Corporate Bordello | “From Pain Comes Greatness” | |
9. | The Republic of Aadynation1 | Capitalist Paradise | “Kill the blacks” | |
10. | The Republic of Parvonia | Anarchy | “A Parvónia” |