The Fattest Citizens in Port of Spain
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Port of Spain is ranked 2,285th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Grafstadt | Anarchy | “Yet more idiots to tend with” | |
| 2. |  The District of Blackwood Prime | Anarchy | “Community” | |
| 3. |  The State of Port of Spain | Anarchy | “Good Government” | |
| 4. |  The Queen's State of Raymond | Anarchy | “Seeking a new home” | |
| 5. |  The Queen's State of Rough Smale | Anarchy | “From where” | |
| 6. |  The State of MMX | Right-wing Utopia | “Just Gone” | |
| 7. | The District of Gough Island | Anarchy | “Dare i say” | |
| 8. |  The State of Josaphat | Left-Leaning College State | “Prepare for thy doom” |