The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Port Louis
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Queen's State of Buxoro | Corporate Bordello | “City” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Idyll Glen | Conservative Democracy | “Guarding the Empire” | |
| 3. |  The State of Ilha | Capitalist Paradise | “Santiago” | |
| 4. |  The State of Lawrence Ellis | Anarchy | “Rose of a Different Color” | |
| 5. |  The State of Masota | Moralistic Democracy | “Dare to advance” | |
| 6. |  The State of Newark Essex | Anarchy | “Dare to go forward” | |
| 7. |  The State of Oracle Jennifer | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “RIP” | |
| 8. |  The Queen's State of Solco Beach | Anarchy | “Sunshine everyday” |