The Most Secular in Pony Lands
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Pony Lands is ranked 1,774th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Soviet Republic of Free Stalliongrad | Democratic Socialists | “Socialism, Hay and Freedom” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Equestria Socialist | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “It pathetic to give up before you try” | |
| 3. |  The Laser-Wielding Commune of Intergalactic Penguins | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Fish, squid and hyperspace transport for all!” | |
| 4. |  The Technocracy of The Turnip Path | Father Knows Best State | “Eat your turnips, but like, not me...” | |
| 5. |  The Principality of Brilliant Equestria | Left-Leaning College State | “By the grace of Her Eternal Highness” | |
| 6. |  The Paradise of Redman4933 | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Equality, Peace, Freedom.” | |
| 7. |  The Grand Duchy of Behind Your Eye | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Behind you! Spiders!” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of World Builder | Left-wing Utopia | “Now we're awoken, we're taking back control” | |
| 9. |  The Protected Isle of The Vines | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Your life force. Our passion.” | |
| 10. |  The Kingdom of Pealing Chimia | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “I can haz cuddle?” |