The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Pontbridge Islands
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Libertarian Paradise of Cashdeer | Anarchy | “Free Markets, Free People” | |
| 2. |  The People's Republic of Cutote | Corporate Police State | “None shall stop our conquest!” | |
| 3. |  The Womyn's Paradise of Gynostan | Psychotic Dictatorship | “From each to his ability, each according to her needs!” | |
| 4. |  The Confederacy of Lanians | Capitalizt | “Privatize everything that moves, and doesn't move.” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Pontbridge | Civil Rights Lovefest | “An island in a sea of oppression” | |
| 6. |  The Testament to Laziness of Qpq | Compulsory Consumerist State | “Why spend time on originality?” | |
| 7. |  The Cloud of Transhumanstan | Anarchy | “Enhancing our minds and bodies” |