The Fattest Citizens in Poland
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Poland is ranked 2,470th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia | Left-wing Utopia | “ULTRA KVLT UBER NEKRO GRIM” | |
2. | The City of Lwow | Moralistic Democracy | “Semper Fidelis” | |
3. | The City of Poznan | New York Times Democracy | “Żyj w prawdzie, sprawiedliwości i pokoju” | |
4. | The Voivodeship of Lublin | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Smakuj życie!” | |
5. | The City of Gdynia | Left-wing Utopia | “Uśmiechnij się, jesteś w Gdyni” | |
6. | The Republic of Eggrest | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Get the f up then make urself some Tea” | |
7. | The Kingdom of Cavask | Democratic Socialists | “To defend, you must be brave” | |
8. | The Kingdom of Ecclesia Militans et Triumphans | Moralistic Democracy | “Contra perfidiam Mahometi, et contra Saracenorum” | |
9. | The Empire of Narod i Krew | Father Knows Best State | “Śmierć wrogom Ojczyzny” | |
10. | The Wyspa Wolności i Tolerancji of Populizm i Socjalizm | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Nikt nas nie przekona ze czarne jest czarne” |