The Most Rebellious Youth in Poland
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Poland is ranked 321st in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Cannibalicracy of Vespertilia | Left-wing Utopia | “ULTRA KVLT UBER NEKRO GRIM” | |
| 2. |  The Democratic Republic of Polandorus | Democratic Socialists | “God, Honor, Country” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Cavask | Democratic Socialists | “To defend, you must be brave” | |
| 4. |  The Voivodeship of Lublin | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Smakuj życie!” | |
| 5. |  The Theocracy of Spira | Left-Leaning College State | “Praise be to Yevon” | |
| 6. |  The City of Lwow | Moralistic Democracy | “Semper Fidelis” | |
| 7. |  The Royal Capital City of Krakow | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Cracovia urbs celeberrima” | |
| 8. |  The City of Torun | Left-wing Utopia | “Nic o nas, bez nas” | |
| 9. |  The City of Kielce | Left-wing Utopia | “Bóg, Honor, Ojczyzna” | |
| 10. |  The City of Poznan | New York Times Democracy | “Żyj w prawdzie, sprawiedliwości i pokoju” |