The Most Secular in Plie
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republic of Madballerinas | New York Times Democracy | “Leotard and pointe shoes or else” |