The Fattest Citizens in Planeet Aarde
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Republic of New Netherland | New York Times Democracy | “Eendracht Maekt Macht” | |
| 12. |  The Republic of The Five Peoples of the East | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “기보 스 마 히장 스” | |
| 13. |  The Socialist State of The Peoples Republic of China | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “全世界无产者，联合起来！” | |
| 14. |  The Juche Flower of The Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea | Democratic Socialists | “강성대국” | |
| 15. |  The Workers' and Peasants' State of The German Democratic Republic | Corrupt Dictatorship | “Proletarier aller Länder, vereinigt Euch!” | |
| 16. |  The Republic of Nabatea Petra | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Land, Volk, Arbeid - الأرض، والشعب، العمل” | |
| 17. |  The Socialist Fatherland of The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Пролетарии всех стран, соединяйтесь!” |