The Smartest Citizens in Pirate Paradise
The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.
As a region, Pirate Paradise is ranked 1,810th in the world for Smartest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Futurist Techno-Republic of Free Skies | Civil Rights Lovefest | “The goal is to have fun” | |
| 2. |  The United Republics of Aurorasen | Left-wing Utopia | “Freedoms beloved, honor rejoice” | |
| 3. |  The Ochlocratic Confederation of Carrine | Tyranny by Majority | “Carrine from birth til eternity” | |
| 4. |  The Global Anarchist Coalition of Black Flag Syndicate | Anarchy | “No comment” | |
| 5. |  The Rogue Princedom of Karsauv | Left-Leaning College State | “We share our burdens” | |
| 6. |  The Empire of Indesputatio | Corrupt Dictatorship | “The righteous shall protect the meek” | |
| 7. | The Rogue Nation of Piratia | Anarchy | “yarrr im a pirate 🗣️🗣️🗣️” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Deceptive Raiders | Left-wing Utopia | “Beholden to none” | |
| 9. |  The United States of Grand American Republic | New York Times Democracy | “E pluribus unum” | |
| 10. |  The Nomadic Horde of Dangerous Raiders | Anarchy | “Rule by Strength” |