The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Philippines
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Most Serene Republic of 20 fish | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “ERN” | |
| 2. |  The Federal Republic of Adequate People | Corporate Bordello | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 3. |  The The end is soon of Angels of Fear | Democratic Socialists | “By The People For The People” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Anquan Boldin | Moralistic Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of Anspar | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Together united” | |
| 6. | The Republic of Aparri | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Maka-Diyos, Maka-tao, Makakalikasan at Makabansa” | |
| 7. |  The Democratic State of Arbuckles | Democratic Socialists | “Not overweight, undertall” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Asian Dragon | Father Knows Best State | “The dragon eats our enemies” | |
| 9. |  The Promise of A Kiss | Anarchy | “Your hand running through the moss...” | |
| 10. |  The City of Banda Aceh | New York Times Democracy | “Saboeh Pakat Tabangun Banda” |