The Most Secular in Paradoxia
World Census experts studied which citizens seemed least concerned about eternal damnation, spiritual awakeness, and chakra wellbeing in order to determine the most godforsaken nations.
As a region, Paradoxia is ranked 2,310th in the world for Most Secular.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hanseatic League of Northern Bigfootia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Liberty, Equality, Pizza!” | |
| 2. |  The WATER'S COLD of Im Taking a Shower | Democratic Socialists | “Flush the toilet and die” | |
| 3. |  The Most Catholic Empire of Maltropia | Left-wing Utopia | “Níl mar a shíltear a bhítear, i gcónaí” |