The Fattest Citizens in Paradoxia

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Paradoxia is ranked 332nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Hanseatic League of Northern BigfootiaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Liberty, Equality, Pizza!”
2.The Most Catholic Empire of MaltropiaLeft-wing Utopia“Níl mar a shíltear a bhítear, i gcónaí”
3.The WATER'S COLD of Im Taking a ShowerDemocratic Socialists“Flush the toilet and die”