The Fattest Citizens in Paradoxia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Paradoxia is ranked 332nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hanseatic League of Northern Bigfootia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Liberty, Equality, Pizza!” | |
| 2. |  The Most Catholic Empire of Maltropia | Left-wing Utopia | “Níl mar a shíltear a bhítear, i gcónaí” | |
| 3. |  The WATER'S COLD of Im Taking a Shower | Democratic Socialists | “Flush the toilet and die” |