The Fattest Citizens in Paradoxia
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Paradoxia is ranked 332nd in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Hanseatic League of Northern Bigfootia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Liberty, Equality, Pizza!”|
|2.||The Most Catholic Empire of Maltropia||Left-wing Utopia||“Níl mar a shíltear a bhítear, i gcónaí”|
|3.||The WATER'S COLD of Im Taking a Shower||Democratic Socialists||“Flush the toilet and die”|