The Highest Unexpected Death Rate in Paradoxia
The World Census paid their respects at cemeteries in order to determine how likely citizens were to die each year from unnatural causes, such as crime, preventable illness, accident, and government encouragement.
As a region, Paradoxia is ranked 1,733rd in the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Hanseatic League of Northern Bigfootia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Liberty, Equality, Pizza!” | |
| 2. |  The WATER'S COLD of Im Taking a Shower | Democratic Socialists | “Flush the toilet and die” | |
| 3. |  The Most Catholic Empire of Maltropia | Left-wing Utopia | “Níl mar a shíltear a bhítear, i gcónaí” |