The Fattest Citizens in Papastan
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Papastan is ranked 384th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Galactic Trade Conglomerate of PapaDracky | Anarchy | “Omnēs Enim Aliēnōs Galaxiārum Prōvidēmus” | |
| 2. |  The Matriarchy of PapaBellum | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Hic Sunt Bella Dracones” | |
| 3. |  The Agricultural Paradise of AppleJacky | Left-wing Utopia | “Amō Amōrem” | |
| 4. |  The Dominion of PapaJacky | Left-wing Utopia | “Abolēfacite Omnia Monstra” |