The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in Paichnidi
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Community of Asphyxia | Authoritarian Democracy | “꙰” | |
| 2. |  The Community of Be Afraid | Psychotic Dictatorship | “꙰” | |
| 3. |  The Community of Do Not Be Afraid | Iron Fist Consumerists | “꙰” | |
| 4. |  The Theocracy of Everything Gets Worse | Authoritarian Democracy | “♔” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of FROSTED GLASS | Anarchy | “It’s semi-opaque!” | |
| 6. | The Republic of GLASS SLAB | Anarchy | “They're the best hype glass!” | |
| 7. | The Republic of LOOKING GLASS | Corporate Bordello | “It's psychedelic!” | |
| 8. |  The Protectorate of Oversized Operativez 63 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The Imperial Boot of Osiris” | |
| 9. |  The Protectorate of Oversized Operativez 64 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The Imperial Boot of Osiris” | |
| 10. |  The Protectorate of Oversized Operativez 65 | Psychotic Dictatorship | “The Imperial Boot of Osiris” |