The Fattest Citizens in Pacific Islands
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Pacific Islands is ranked 114th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Island Republic of CR Oscilloscopes | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Industry Über Alles” | |
2. | The Republic of Ara Ara Island | Left-Leaning College State | “We’re doing our part are you?” |