The Fattest Citizens in Ordis

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Ordis is ranked 1,465th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Párnalen-Ístmenid of Escalan Corps-Star IslandCivil Rights Lovefest“Ésten | Pákzin | Ekílad”
2.The Isle of PellagiaNew York Times Democracy“Iushr, Frumkeyt, Getreyshaft”
3.The Principality of Amoni ramInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT”
4.The Commonwealth of Takkaviita LXXXVIIInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Fireplace cloak”
5.The Republic of Orbis RaMoralistic Democracy“Pride and Industry”
6.The Commonwealth of Intermountain StatesCapitalist Paradise“A wise man learns to tolerate lactose.”
7.The Sato Masaki of ToishimaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“What do you want, is it necessary?”
8.The Federal Republic of Autonomous Unified TerritoriesCorrupt Dictatorship“Do no good, see no harm”
9.The Proletarian Union of ValouriumLeft-wing Utopia“LIBERTAS OMNIBUS”