The Highest Economic Output in Nudist Dreamland
World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.
As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 1,640th in the world for Highest Economic Output.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nudist States of Yannia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur” | |
| 2. |  The Earthly Walk of The Choir Boy | Corporate Police State | “Accept me with reverence and fear.” | |
| 3. |  The People's Woodlands of Nelvana III | Left-wing Utopia | “We're crab people now?” | |
| 4. |  The Intellectual Iconoclasts of Icarianna | Left-wing Utopia | “If it ain't broke, break it.” | |
| 5. |  The Founder of Nudist Dreamland | Left-wing Utopia | “I can resist everything except temptation.” | |
| 6. |  The Sunbathers of The Nude Beach | New York Times Democracy | “Let It All Hang Out!” | |
| 7. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Grave Raven | Capitalist Paradise | “SHE'S ICIN' LENO!” | |
| 8. |  The Free Land of Rainbow Beach | Left-wing Utopia | “We're happy and we know it!” | |
| 9. |  The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Some of us are looking at the stars.” | |
| 10. |  The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Victoria aut Letum!” |