The Most Advanced Public Transport in Nudist Dreamland
World Census experts captured, tagged, and released trains in order to identify which nations have the most extensive, well-funded public transportation systems.
As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 1,572nd in the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nudist States of Yannia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur” | |
| 2. |  The Sunbathers of The Nude Beach | New York Times Democracy | “Let It All Hang Out!” | |
| 3. |  The People's Woodlands of Nelvana III | Left-wing Utopia | “We're crab people now?” | |
| 4. |  The Perpetual Chaos of Indecision | Democratic Socialists | “Siri Picks a Random Issue Answer” | |
| 5. |  The Free Kingdom of Miraclian Antilles | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Victoria aut Letum!” | |
| 6. |  The Discoverian Enclave of DiscLosure | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Honesty and Transparency” | |
| 7. |  The Free City of San Francesco Bay | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Peace and Progress” | |
| 8. |  The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan Club | Left-wing Utopia | “We love you, Joe.” | |
| 9. |  The Foxpublic of Massimolandia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Be smarter.” | |
| 10. |  The United Socialist States of BurritoBowl | Left-wing Utopia | “Take only what a chip can hold” |