The Most Rebellious Youth in Nudist Dreamland
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 256th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Nudist States of Yannia | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Mysteria in Obscuritate Quaeruntur” | |
| 2. |  The PS2 Puppet of Pencil Sharpeners | Anarchy | “Stop Reading My Motto!” | |
| 3. |  The People's Woodlands of Nelvana III | Left-wing Utopia | “We're crab people now?” | |
| 4. |  The Sunbathers of The Nude Beach | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Let It All Hang Out!” | |
| 5. |  The Intellectual Iconoclasts of Icarianna | Left-wing Utopia | “If it ain't broke, break it.” | |
| 6. |  The Oppressed Peoples of Grave Raven | Capitalist Paradise | “SHE'S ICIN' LENO!” | |
| 7. |  The Divine Cabaret of Friends of Dorothy | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Some of us are looking at the stars.” | |
| 8. |  The Dominion of The Undead Sailor | Left-wing Utopia | “The sea does not like to be restrained.” | |
| 9. |  The Founder of Nudist Dreamland | Left-wing Utopia | “I can resist everything except temptation.” | |
| 10. | The Gentle Rush of Joe McElderry Fan Club | Left-wing Utopia | “We love you, Joe.” |