The Safest in Nudist Dreamland
World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.
As a region, Nudist Dreamland is ranked 6,743rd in the world for Safest.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 11. |  The Community of Steelfeather Rapture 2 | Left-Leaning College State | “Polite people also deserve civil rights.” | |
| 12. |  The Unrelenting Irrepressings of Hyenas and other Animals | Left-wing Utopia | “Go get some or come get some” | |
| 13. |  The Kingdom of Nudistonia | Democratic Socialists | “You have nothing to hide when you are Naked” | |
| 14. |  The Community of Twink Ahoy | Left-wing Utopia | “Ten out of ten!” | |
| 15. |  The Protectorate of Der Kleine Prinz | Left-wing Utopia | “Ich bin für meine Rose verantwortlich...” | |
| 16. |  The Intellectual Iconoclasts of Icarianna | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “If it ain't broke, break it.” | |
| 17. |  The Most Serene Republic of Carefree Island | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Anything Goes” | |
| 18. |  The Community of Barely True | New York Times Democracy | “Disobedience is the true foundation of liberty.” | |
| 19. | The Free Land of Machinery of Night | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “While you are not safe I am not safe.” | |
| 20. | The Free Land of Teahead Joyride | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “Stale beer afternoon” |