The Most Primitive in Northern Europe
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Northern Europe is ranked 26,955th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Republican Empire of Graztotzka | Moralistic Democracy | “Don't fight the Scorpion unless you want to get stung” | |
| 2. |  The Grand Duchy of Fluzholz | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Stärke und Einheit” | |
| 3. |  The Kingdom of Dragva | Moralistic Democracy | “God, Tradition, Survival” | |
| 4. |  The Holy Republic of GarryOwen | Conservative Democracy | “Peace Thru Superior Firepower” | |
| 5. |  The Drunken Haze of Beery Bliss | Father Knows Best State | “Fighting for your right to party since 1984” | |
| 6. |  The Eigenstate of PurDunamis | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Have It My Way” |