The Fattest Citizens in Northern Europe
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Northern Europe is ranked 100th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
|1.||The Eigenstate of PurDunamis||Benevolent Dictatorship||“Have It My Way”|
|2.||The Drunken Haze of Beery Bliss||Father Knows Best State||“Fighting for your right to party since 1984”|
|3.||The Holy Republic of GarryOwen||New York Times Democracy||“Peace Thru Superior Firepower”|
|4.||The Republic of Ingrelia||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Yhdistynyt Uralin tasavalta”|