Northern Europe World Census

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Northern Europe is ranked 139^th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

	Nation	WA Category	Motto
1.	The Eigenstate of PurDunamis	Benevolent Dictatorship	“Have It My Way”
2.	The Drunken Haze of Beery Bliss	Father Knows Best State	“Fighting for your right to party since 1984”
3.	The Holy Republic of GarryOwen	New York Times Democracy	“Peace Thru Superior Firepower”
4.	The Arctic Republic of Samilands	Inoffensive Centrist Democracy	“Sámi soga lávlla”
5.	The Protectorate of Haveneiland	Civil Rights Lovefest	“Strength Through Freedom”