Northern Europe World Census
The Fattest Citizens in Northern Europe
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Northern Europe is ranked 100th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Eigenstate of PurDunamis | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Have It My Way” | |
| 2. |  The Drunken Haze of Beery Bliss | Father Knows Best State | “Fighting for your right to party since 1984” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Republic of GarryOwen | New York Times Democracy | “Peace Thru Superior Firepower” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of Ingrelia | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Yhdistynyt Uralin tasavalta” |