Northern Europe World Census

The Fattest Citizens in Northern Europe

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Northern Europe is ranked 100th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Eigenstate of PurDunamisBenevolent Dictatorship“Have It My Way”
2.The Drunken Haze of Beery BlissFather Knows Best State“Fighting for your right to party since 1984”
3.The Holy Republic of GarryOwenNew York Times Democracy“Peace Thru Superior Firepower”
4.The Republic of IngreliaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Yhdistynyt Uralin tasavalta”