Northern Europe World Census
The Fattest Citizens in Northern Europe
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Northern Europe is ranked 100th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
![]() | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
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1. | ![]() | Benevolent Dictatorship | “Have It My Way” | |
2. | ![]() | Father Knows Best State | “Fighting for your right to party since 1984” | |
3. | ![]() | New York Times Democracy | “Peace Thru Superior Firepower” | |
4. | ![]() | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Yhdistynyt Uralin tasavalta” |