The Highest Crime Rates in Nintendo

World Census interns were dispatched to seedy back alleys in order to determine which nations have the highest crime rates.

As a region, Nintendo is ranked 15,475th in the world for Highest Crime Rates.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Bipolar BillFather Knows Best State“All hail the magic conch.”
2.The Mail is Trash of Ultimo PwnageCivil Rights Lovefest“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”
3.The Free Land of The Tanatuvan Economic CenterCorporate Police State“Life and service as one”
4.The Dominion of The LocustCorporate Police State“Work harder”
5.The Community of Card for Bob9Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Bob”
6.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists“Mata ai ni kurukarane”