The Fattest Citizens in Nintendo
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Nintendo is ranked 1,111th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
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1. | The Very Large Safari Park of Los Santos | Iron Fist Consumerists | “Mata ai ni kurukarane” | |
2. | The Free Land of The Tanatuvan Economic Center | Corporate Police State | “Life and service as one” | |
3. | The Republic of Bipolar Bill | Father Knows Best State | “All hail the magic conch.” | |
4. | The Dominion of The Locust | Corporate Police State | “Work harder” | |
5. | The Mail is Trash of Ultimo Pwnage | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!” | |
6. | The Community of Card for Bob9 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Bob” |