The Fattest Citizens in Nintendo

World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."

As a region, Nintendo is ranked 1,111th in the world for Fattest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Very Large Safari Park of Los SantosIron Fist Consumerists“Mata ai ni kurukarane”
2.The Free Land of The Tanatuvan Economic CenterCorporate Police State“Life and service as one”
3.The Republic of Bipolar BillFather Knows Best State“All hail the magic conch.”
4.The Dominion of The LocustCorporate Police State“Work harder”
5.The Mail is Trash of Ultimo PwnageCivil Rights Lovefest“Sam is sweet! Kiss his feet!”
6.The Community of Card for Bob9Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Bob”