The Highest Drug Use in NewZealand
World Census experts sampled many cakes of dubious content to determine which nations' citizens consume the most recreational drugs.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Power of Alien Dreams | Democratic Socialists | “We Shall Remain!” | |
| 2. |  The Colony of Proxima Centauri B Plus | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “Proxima Centauri is the closest star to the Earth!” | |
| 3. |  The Most Serene Republic of The petrograd soviet | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Hummanty is at risk we must FIGHT” | |
| 4. |  The Alien Invasion of Chocolate Fishies | Democratic Socialists | “Live by the Fish, die by the Fish!” |