The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in New Mexico
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Armed Republic of Alamogordo | Scandinavian Liberal Paradise | “BOOM!” | |
| 2. |  The Queen's State of Arfire | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Bloodbath in Brazzaville” | |
| 3. |  The State of Arrowshore | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 4. |  The State of Atmus | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Strength Through Compliance” | |
| 5. |  The Democratic Republic of Clovis New Mexico | Corporate Bordello | “A City On The Move – Come Grow With Us!” | |
| 6. |  The District of Corbin Good | Free-Market Paradise | “Good Community” | |
| 7. |  The State of Hassanal Bolkiah | Psychotic Dictatorship | “State” | |
| 8. |  The City of Las Cruces | Tyranny by Majority | “People Helping People” | |
| 9. |  The State of Los Arenales | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 10. |  The Queen's State of Make a Right | Anarchy | “Should have made a left” |