The Most Compassionate Citizens in New Epinadia
Exhaustive World Census tests involving kittens revealed the following nations to be the most compassionate.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Enviromentalist Federation of Drentor | Democratic Socialists | “Land of paradise” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Neo Artronia | Democratic Socialists | “To the future!” | |
| 3. |  The Holy Kingdom of Southern Drentor | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Home of the blessed throne” | |
| 4. |  The Technocratic State of Vistord | Corporate Police State | “The road to success” |