The Fattest Citizens in Nebraska Territory
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Federal Republic of Herzogtum Nebraska | New York Times Democracy | “Unity, Discipline, Work” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of The New Mon | New York Times Democracy | “Peace and Justice” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Territory Nebraska | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “In God We Trust” |