The Most Primitive in Nasicournia
Nations were ranked by World Census officials based on the number of natural phenomena attributed to the unknowable will of animal-based spirit gods.
As a region, Nasicournia is ranked 19,096th in the world for Most Primitive.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Government of Newropa | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “In Auwrayuni We Trust” | |
| 2. |  The Republic of Ell Muley Pels | Civil Rights Lovefest | “We Will Endure” | |
| 3. |  The Republic of Minor Update | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “I'm a minor, please keep the updates PG-13” | |
| 4. |  The ReWAionists of Blaatchen | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Ja, ich bin wieder dabei!” | |
| 5. |  The Disputed Territories of Lille Mads | Psychotic Dictatorship | “(Birthday and Deathday Unknown)” | |
| 6. |  The Federation of Eindhoven | Psychotic Dictatorship | “Eindhoven de Gekste” | |
| 7. |  The Colony of Professor Farnsworth | Father Knows Best State | “Good news, everyone!” | |
| 8. |  The Republic of Undulating Ungulates | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Wave your hoove” | |
| 9. | The Community of Breda | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Stad met karakter” | |
| 10. |  The Dominion of Nataarmiut | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Whiskey Tango Foxtrot” |