The Most Alphabetically Ascendent in My Little Pony Equestria
Linguistic experts debated late into the night to place nations in alphabetical order.
| Nation | WA Category | Motto | ||
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Kingdom of Austria-Iran | Father Knows Best State | “United Under One Ruler!” | |
| 2. |  The Matriarchy of Furries and Bronies | Mother Knows Best State | “Friendship is magic” | |
| 3. |  The Unicorn's Republic of Kular | Psychotic Dictatorship | “STUDY! OBEY! RULE!” | |
| 4. |  The Republic of My Little Artax | Free-Market Paradise | “Mission Accomplished” | |
| 5. |  The Armed Republic of QuietDraftee11 | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “This Space For Rent” | |
| 6. |  The Grand Duchy of Rainbow Dasher | New York Times Democracy | “Catch a Rainbow” | |
| 7. |  The Kingdom of State of the Netherlands | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Je Maintiendrai” | |
| 8. |  The Nomadic Peoples of Wandering Wizard | Democratic Socialists | “Pixel Magic” |