The Most Rebellious Youth in Mordor
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Mordor is ranked 16,319th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The Autonomous Collective of Gonzlandia | Left-Leaning College State | “Don't start none, won't be none.” | |
| 2. |  The Capital City of Mogadishu | Capitalist Paradise | “Determination” | |
| 3. |  The Missing Whole of Left Butt Cheek | Liberal Democratic Socialists | “We Are The Better Half” | |
| 4. |  The Nomadic Peoples of The Triple Consortium | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Honorable and Fair, Always” | |
| 5. |  The Republic of BlazingAngel | New York Times Democracy | “Si vis pacem, para bellum” | |
| 6. |  The Borderlands of Beav | Civil Rights Lovefest | “Bloody Heck” | |
| 7. |  The Republic of Jakkea | Left-Leaning College State | “Carpe Momentum” | |
| 8. |  The Mordorian Borderlands of Ravania Ithilia | Anarchy | “United we stand!” | |
| 9. |  The Mount Doom of Volcano Orodruin | Anarchy | “Mount Doom” | |
| 10. |  The Camp in the Middle of Mordor of A Hobbit | New York Times Democracy | “I'm not short, I'm a Hobbit” |