The Fattest Citizens in Mississippi
World Census takers tracked the sale of Cheetos and Twinkies to ascertain which nations most enjoyed the "kind bud."
As a region, Mississippi is ranked 3,878th in the world for Fattest Citizens.
 | Nation | WA Category | Motto | |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1. |  The State of Mowatta | Anarchy | “Home” | |
| 2. |  The Queendom of De Gama | Anarchy | “Explore” | |
| 3. |  The State of Kirtim | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 4. |  The State of Wabos Creek | Anarchy | “Enumerator” | |
| 5. |  The State of Travune | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 6. |  The State of Humi | Anarchy | “State” | |
| 7. |  The City of Gautier | Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | “Nature's Playground” | |
| 8. |  The State of Pearlyn | Anarchy | “Freedom is a Right” | |
| 9. |  The Confederacy of Simmimmippi | Right-wing Utopia | “Roots, family and tradition are the essence of identity” | |
| 10. |  The Conservative Republic of Conservative Mississippi | New York Times Democracy | “United for Action” |